(April 29, 2014 at 3:10 pm)Beccs Wrote:(April 29, 2014 at 11:34 am)Revelation777 Wrote: How do I become a moderator?
There are several ways.
1. Become an good poster and earn the respect of the membership.
2. Wait until a position becomes available and apply for it, assuming you've achieved 1., above.
3. Blackmail
4. Bribery
The latter two are difficult as their price is high (I've tried) and it's hard to get incriminating/embarrasing pictures of the staff.
You left out assassination. That's how I got in.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'