It was Car Rally, where the high school kids have an hour or two to do a very racy scavenger hunt.
So I got to work at 10:00 pm, and my eyes were still blurry. I am kind of ornery first thing in the morning. I lit a smoke, and a van pulled up, and giggling girls got out. One yelled "Oh shit, I'm still naked," and so you have to glance up, right? She was naked. And young. And Fillipino. So she put a shirt on and went inside. Turns out she asked my buddy the cashier to sign her ass, he left his phone number there but she hasn't called...
So then there were two very good looking young women, I mean they both could have been 12 out of 10. One ran across the store to purchase whipped cream in a can. She then got this same cashier (the rule is the person in the picture has to be wearing a work uniform) and took a picture of herself removing the whipped cream from the others lovely lady lumps upon her chest, with the poor 16 year old cashier standing awkwardly i the background.
Last year it was more sudden. A car full of naked girls screeched up, and they jumped out and said "We need to make out with someone right now!" I wish I was making this up. So we made Pooterstein do it, since they probably had mouth herpes and shit.
That is the story of naked high school girls at work, it happens every year.
We wish they had stronger role models so they didn't feel the need to take part in something so immature, and treat themselves as sex objects. I always feel kind of ashamed for the strumpets. Oh yeah, and this year they lit the field on fire when it was over, the smoke was incredible. Then the cops got there and it looks like they impounded two or three of some kids dads car. Good times.
I'm sure at some point withing the context of this story I broke wind casually.
So I got to work at 10:00 pm, and my eyes were still blurry. I am kind of ornery first thing in the morning. I lit a smoke, and a van pulled up, and giggling girls got out. One yelled "Oh shit, I'm still naked," and so you have to glance up, right? She was naked. And young. And Fillipino. So she put a shirt on and went inside. Turns out she asked my buddy the cashier to sign her ass, he left his phone number there but she hasn't called...
So then there were two very good looking young women, I mean they both could have been 12 out of 10. One ran across the store to purchase whipped cream in a can. She then got this same cashier (the rule is the person in the picture has to be wearing a work uniform) and took a picture of herself removing the whipped cream from the others lovely lady lumps upon her chest, with the poor 16 year old cashier standing awkwardly i the background.
Last year it was more sudden. A car full of naked girls screeched up, and they jumped out and said "We need to make out with someone right now!" I wish I was making this up. So we made Pooterstein do it, since they probably had mouth herpes and shit.
That is the story of naked high school girls at work, it happens every year.
We wish they had stronger role models so they didn't feel the need to take part in something so immature, and treat themselves as sex objects. I always feel kind of ashamed for the strumpets. Oh yeah, and this year they lit the field on fire when it was over, the smoke was incredible. Then the cops got there and it looks like they impounded two or three of some kids dads car. Good times.
I'm sure at some point withing the context of this story I broke wind casually.
