Man Requests Satanic Prayer Before Town Council Meeting

[John V]

Fine, God said don't pray anywhere you can be seen by men. I was willing to concede places of worship, but it seems even this is prohibited.

Matthew 6:6...
"But when you pray, go into your room, close the door and pray to your Father, who is unseen. Then your Father, who sees what is done in secret, will reward you."

Christians seem to be bound be the inability to follow simple instructions.

Are you now going to have me believe that you take that passage as a prohibition against prayer anywhere but in a closet, rather than condemnation of hypocritical prayer? You must be getting desperate.