RE: Not Funny
May 23, 2014 at 6:20 pm
(This post was last modified: May 23, 2014 at 6:21 pm by Cyberman.)
(April 26, 2014 at 3:19 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: My dog used to hide under my bed like that. Issue was is that he was a collie, Newfoundland mix. Did not fit well at all.
I'm sure I mentioned this already, but back in (probably) 2000 we went on a family holiday to Scotland; a little village in the Black Isle called Culbokie. It was there that we learned the dangers of combining haggis with pet dog - especially since she insisted in sleeping under my bed. If I close my eyes I can still hear the persistent and repeated hissing of escaping intestinal gas...
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