Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)

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Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)

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RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;)

May 27, 2014 at 7:53 am

(May 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm)Godschild Wrote:
(April 29, 2014 at 2:58 pm)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: http://www.cracked.com/article_19597_8-g...le_p2.html

This article graciously describes how the bible could give Jack Nicholson the shivers

Today's cartoons and video games are so full of violence and sex but you have no objections to them.

GC

Probably because there's not entire belief systems founded upon them?

Or that they don't claim to be written/inspired by a being that professes to love us but then goes about exterminating us in all sorts of hilarious insipid ways?

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Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - April 29, 2014 at 2:58 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by truthBtold - April 29, 2014 at 3:07 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Tonus - April 29, 2014 at 4:01 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Justtristo - April 29, 2014 at 10:14 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 1, 2014 at 3:58 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - May 1, 2014 at 9:32 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 1, 2014 at 10:19 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Ryantology - May 1, 2014 at 10:25 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 1, 2014 at 11:59 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - May 2, 2014 at 12:48 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 2, 2014 at 1:14 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 2, 2014 at 2:00 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 5, 2014 at 9:43 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 5, 2014 at 9:50 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 5, 2014 at 3:57 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by The Valkyrie - May 5, 2014 at 4:08 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - May 5, 2014 at 4:31 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 7, 2014 at 4:57 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Cyberman - May 26, 2014 at 11:53 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 5, 2014 at 8:26 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 5, 2014 at 11:46 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Cyberman - May 5, 2014 at 11:48 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 6, 2014 at 12:30 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 7, 2014 at 5:58 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 7, 2014 at 7:37 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Esquilax - May 7, 2014 at 8:35 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Cyberman - May 6, 2014 at 7:53 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Ryantology - May 6, 2014 at 5:01 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Esquilax - May 6, 2014 at 3:54 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - May 5, 2014 at 3:35 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - May 2, 2014 at 4:45 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Godschild - May 2, 2014 at 2:16 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Lemonvariable72 - May 2, 2014 at 2:21 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 1, 2014 at 9:40 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Tonus - May 1, 2014 at 10:02 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Fidel_Castronaut - May 27, 2014 at 7:53 am

Re: RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by KUSA - May 1, 2014 at 4:29 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Ryantology - May 2, 2014 at 12:32 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Cyberman - May 5, 2014 at 4:13 pm

Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Rampant.A.I. - May 5, 2014 at 4:17 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Ryantology - May 5, 2014 at 6:54 pm

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Esquilax - May 6, 2014 at 7:58 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by MJ the Skeptical - May 6, 2014 at 8:36 am

RE: Remember christians, the bible is perfect for kids ;) - by Cyberman - May 27, 2014 at 1:32 pm

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