Let's not forget that the Vatican is supposed to house the world's largest porn collection. So that would seem to have fucked that claim up the arse.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'