Reminds me of an Olympic opening ceremony some years ago. Sports pundit David Coleman was doing the commentary and he announced that one country - I think it was China - was parading "the largest Olympic flag in the world. There's only one larger..."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
