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And a direct fall into preaching. A complete mischaracterization of your intent of your original post. Why do most theists need to lie about their purpose in joining? I thought that lying was a sin.




(June 8, 2014 at 1:47 am)Cinjin Wrote:
(June 8, 2014 at 12:19 am)Sejanus Wrote: I can assure you, pornography has a LOT more to offer me than Jebus. A metric shit tonne more, in fact.

Agreed, but on a side note...

I never did understand the expression a metric shit ton.
After all a ton is an English unit of measure, so how does the term metric relate? Additionally, why "shit" ton? A ton is a ton is a ton - so why the expression 'shit ton' ??


These are all rhetorical questions. No one need answer them. Just a curiosity to me.

There is a rigid standard in this, Cinjin.

It goes like this.

Ass Load ---> Ton ---> Ass Ton ---> Dick Ton ---> Fuck Ton ---> Metric Fuck Ton
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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