It's a good thing I decided to keep reading - I was seriously about to make out a report and moderate that post for you. Now I know the context, I see it does illustrate a good point so as far as I'm concerned I don't mind you leaving it as is.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'