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Going to Hell is your choice!
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Going to Hell is your choice!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULuozIfG7...re=related

Quick rundown:

* A girl tells her friend she's going to church, something she frequently does.

* A guy does a drug deal and it goes bad

* Two guys with knives attack the drug dealer

* Girl walks by, they grab her and stab her in the throat.

* God says "Sorry, wrong belief LOL" and sends her to Hell for being a good person

* Drug dealer gets stabbed in the stomach

* A portly kid with a gap in his teeth the size of an airplane hangar walks by and sees him bleeding.

*He calls 9/11, hangs up, and starts proselytizing.

I'll repeat that.

The guy is fucking BLEEDING TO DEATH and the douchebag that happened to walk by isn't doing anything to help, he's just telling him to pray to God so he can get in heaven.

* Drug dealer dies, God awaits him with open arms. He yells "Praise you!" because he got into heaven while being a rampant shithead all his life.


Why the fuck do people believe in this again?
Another great one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpQiELYTE...re=related

Apparently it would have been better to let the crazed maniac blow your brains all over the side of the road before raping and murdering your wife.

I seriously don't get what the fuck this has to do with anything.

I'd say anything to make sure I wasn't harmed by a fanatical gunman.
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Messages In This Thread
Going to Hell is your choice! - by tavarish - May 8, 2010 at 2:52 am
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by Zen Badger - May 8, 2010 at 4:35 am
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by Xyster - May 8, 2010 at 5:19 am
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by LEDO - May 8, 2010 at 7:33 am
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by downbeatplumb - May 8, 2010 at 7:38 am
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by padraic - May 13, 2010 at 5:38 am
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by Minimalist - May 8, 2010 at 12:41 pm
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by Zen Badger - May 9, 2010 at 4:47 am
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by leo-rcc - May 9, 2010 at 4:50 am
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by downbeatplumb - May 13, 2010 at 2:28 pm
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by Dotard - May 13, 2010 at 9:47 pm
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by Darwinian - May 13, 2010 at 2:30 pm
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by Rhizomorph13 - May 13, 2010 at 2:54 pm
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by tavarish - May 15, 2010 at 9:46 am
RE: Going to Hell is your choice! - by leo-rcc - May 16, 2010 at 5:01 am

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