Is this a genuine request for help or just another trolling thread for The Cause? If the former, you already have your answer. If the latter, please knock it off - or we may knock it for you. My hammer's gathering dust as well.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
