Life after death?

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3. Light Has a Personality.

Everyone all at once:







WAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I know, that part kinda cracked me up. Light is nothing more than the medium of light which is photons and the reaction from your photoreceptors. If not for that, you'd have no specific reference point to know light exists, therefore would not know light probably even does exist. At that point, we'd probably feel the warm sunlight when we go outside from our sense of touch, and perhaps we would then think and correlate that to, "the outside warm in the afterlife is different than the outside warm we know now. In the afterlife, the outside warm knows love and will always make us feel warm and loving. It has feelings."

I think as a coping mechanism, people prefer to think of things that make them happy. Don't like the terrifying thoughts of death? Have no fear, it's fluffy and happy instead! Don't like the idea of foul stenches after dying? It's ok, ghosts fart in the afterlife and actually smell like roses and taste like skittles if it gets into your mouth.

Do you like rainbows? Well good, because in the afterlife, the sunset is a million rainbows and is so incredible that you will have constant orgasms at every sunset. But not even to make that seem silly, sexual feelings in the afterlife feel like someone punched you in the balls, WITH MORE NERVE ENDINGS, so it's like having a giant punching orgasm, EVERY SUNSET!

Or realistically it's that people come up with the opposite thing to whatever terrifies them. Wishful thinking, coping mechanisms, ways to try and feel good and set your mind at ease since terrifying thoughts are hard to cope with.

However, reality is what it is, and that doesn't always mean that it's what we want it to be.