(June 30, 2014 at 1:11 pm)Pickup_shonuff Wrote: Today an envelope arrived at my apartment containing Miracle Spring Water that my girlfriend ordered off the telly a couple of weeks ago. I was really excited until in the four-page letter that accompanied the water t'was mentioned the following:
"This packet contains water from the spring in Southern Russia where the pastors and Christians were led by the Holy Spirit to drink during the horrible Chernobyl nuclear accident. (I warn you, something so anointed and sacred can't be taken lightly)... No one who drank from this spring died from nuclear contamination. No one who followed divine leading and direction suffered illness. NOT ONE BELIEVER SUFFERED HARM. NOT ONE BELIEVER DIED. ALL WERE MIRACULOUSLY SPARED." (Caps in original).
Now I'm kind of scared to open the Miracle Spring Water. Can someone consult the Holy Spirit for me and make sure this water isn't dangerous? (After all, my girlfriend is supposed to put it on her forehead).
*Dons his Christian hat* Judging from the location, it's probably the Eastern Orthodox Jesus, which everyone knows is just a heretical fairy tale!
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
- Thomas Jefferson
