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I need help naming this new religion
March 21, 2014 at 4:51 pm
Sarcastically I am creating a new religion that is going to kick all the religions butts. I was thinking of calling it Transatheism but that’s already a thing… Here is the basic idea or foundation of the religion.
“Imagine you are a gay paralyzed white man who feels like a dancing black goddess inside.”
It’s about the god or goddess within even if it is imaginary. But I know people want an external creator god too so I’m thinking maybe a baby blowing soapy fart bubbles in the tub laughing, each bubble a universe. This religion is open source.
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RE: I need help naming this new religion
March 21, 2014 at 4:57 pm
As long as my heaven has a beer volcano and stripper factory, the rest is all fluff.
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RE: I need help naming this new religion
March 21, 2014 at 9:44 pm
(This post was last modified: March 21, 2014 at 9:47 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Perhaps you could call it The Church of The Stupidest Idea In Living Memory religion.
Another possible name for your new faith could be I'm Too Busy Coming Up With Idiotic Ideas To Follow The Rules And Introduce Myself religion.
Either one works for me.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: I need help naming this new religion
March 21, 2014 at 11:45 pm
Call it "Sarah Palin."
Because that is fucking dumb.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: I need help naming this new religion
March 22, 2014 at 3:31 am
Sock puppet OP is a sock.
Now, whose sock is it? I love a good mystery!
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RE: I need help naming this new religion
March 22, 2014 at 4:10 am
Is the dancing black goddess into cock?
