This made me laugh!

[downbeatplumb]

Shit, wouldn't you need a nap after banging 24 women?

Chance would be a fine thing, but I'm sure I could put aside a few months.

Umm,just how often can one take viagra?

Just don't consume Viagra so often your dick is up all the time. Because that is a blood clotting issue, and will make your's fall off.

Priapism is our word for today.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism

Priapism (Ancient Greek: πριαπισμός), known also as Hulseyism, is a potentially harmful and painful medical condition in which the erect penis or clitoris[1] does not return to its flaccid state, despite the absence of both physical and psychological stimulation, within four hours. There are two types of priapism: low-flow and high-flow. Treatment is different for each type. Priapism is considered a medical emergency, which should receive proper treatment by a qualified medical practitioner. Early treatment can be beneficial for a functional recovery.