I have a T-shit that says "Smile if you want sex." And of course it ain't an anti-religious T-shirts.
That's why nobody stopped me from using it the last time my family drag me to church.
![[Image: evil-smile-onion-head-emoticon.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=emoticoner.com%2Ffiles%2Femoticons%2Fonion-head%2Fevil-smile-onion-head-emoticon.gif)
Unfortunately I had to get the hell out of there. And it wasn't because people hate it (because believe me I heard many times that day"How you dare use that in the house of the Lord" speech).
Oh if only you've seen their faces of hate, it was awesome.
![[Image: hell-yes-onion-head-emoticon.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=emoticoner.com%2Ffiles%2Femoticons%2Fonion-head%2Fhell-yes-onion-head-emoticon.gif)
No you see, the reason why I left was because the 83 year old priest who was giving the lecture started smiling to me, a lot!
And well….
![[Image: stoned-onion-head-emoticon.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=emoticoner.com%2Ffiles%2Femoticons%2Fonion-head%2Fstoned-onion-head-emoticon.gif)
When a catholic priest smiles to you while you wear a "Smile if you want sex" shirt it's time to run like hell if you know what I mean.
That's why nobody stopped me from using it the last time my family drag me to church.
![[Image: evil-smile-onion-head-emoticon.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=emoticoner.com%2Ffiles%2Femoticons%2Fonion-head%2Fevil-smile-onion-head-emoticon.gif)
Unfortunately I had to get the hell out of there. And it wasn't because people hate it (because believe me I heard many times that day"How you dare use that in the house of the Lord" speech).
Oh if only you've seen their faces of hate, it was awesome.
![[Image: hell-yes-onion-head-emoticon.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=emoticoner.com%2Ffiles%2Femoticons%2Fonion-head%2Fhell-yes-onion-head-emoticon.gif)
No you see, the reason why I left was because the 83 year old priest who was giving the lecture started smiling to me, a lot!
And well….
![[Image: stoned-onion-head-emoticon.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=emoticoner.com%2Ffiles%2Femoticons%2Fonion-head%2Fstoned-onion-head-emoticon.gif)
When a catholic priest smiles to you while you wear a "Smile if you want sex" shirt it's time to run like hell if you know what I mean.