I have a T-shit that says "Smile if you want sex." And of course it ain't an anti-religious T-shirts.
That's why nobody stopped me from using it the last time my family drag me to church.
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Unfortunately I had to get the hell out of there. And it wasn't because people hate it (because believe me I heard many times that day"How you dare use that in the house of the Lord" speech).
Oh if only you've seen their faces of hate, it was awesome.
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No you see, the reason why I left was because the 83 year old priest who was giving the lecture started smiling to me, a lot!
And well….
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When a catholic priest smiles to you while you wear a "Smile if you want sex" shirt it's time to run like hell if you know what I mean.
That's why nobody stopped me from using it the last time my family drag me to church.
Unfortunately I had to get the hell out of there. And it wasn't because people hate it (because believe me I heard many times that day"How you dare use that in the house of the Lord" speech).
Oh if only you've seen their faces of hate, it was awesome.
No you see, the reason why I left was because the 83 year old priest who was giving the lecture started smiling to me, a lot!
And well….
When a catholic priest smiles to you while you wear a "Smile if you want sex" shirt it's time to run like hell if you know what I mean.


