Disproving the Bible

[The Grand Nudger]

For instance, consider Genesis 1:11-12 which takes about plants on the third day. That could refer to the origin of agriculture, where man started to plant food crops and vineyards and fruit trees instead of foraging for them in the wild.

No, no, ag started roundabouts man found himself in the position of having been cursed to toil, later in the narrative - part of the fall. But I'm game.

Keep in mind, man would have to wait at least "one more day" after the third -for the sun, or any star really...so ag was probably slow going on day 3. Day 5, also a bitch, what with all the birds cropping up to eat the newly planted seeds. Don;t even get me started about the water come day number 5. Pristine pools one minute, fish fucking in them the next - disgusting.

On the sixth day, Genesis 1:24-31, it talks about animals and how man is to have dominion over them. That could refer to the domestication of cattle, sheep, goats, horses, and other livestock and the creation of fishing fleets.

Fleets which would later be used to harpoon dragons, no doubt.