(May 14, 2010 at 12:20 pm)Eilonnwy Wrote: Well I was at a convention and bunch of us were drinking. I got really drunk and this dude wanted to give me a massage. Because I was drunk I didn't say "No, fuck off" He gave me one (And in case people are thinking it's leading anywhere kinky, IT'S NOT. ) It was a really strong massage, but with the alcohol acting as a painkiller, it didn't bother me as much as it should have. When I went to stay at my friends house I had trouble sleeping because my back hurt so much and I had the Duck Tales theme stuck in my head. The next morning we looked at my back and saw the dude had burned my skin by rubbing to hard. It actually started to peel.
The guy who did it wasn't a friend but just kinda someone you see at local cons. I think he's a creeper now and steer clear.
edit: My back hurts remembering this.
What was he using on you a sander??
I give my wife regular 'strong massages' and have never come close to giving her burns.

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