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RE: 10 Questions for Every Atheist
July 10, 2014 at 4:49 pm
Good fun!
Quote: 1. How Did You Become an Atheist?
I strayed from the light and fell into the darkness...
Quote: 2. What happens when we die?
We either go to heaven and live with God forever, or...else...we...oh, shit! I better think about this!
Quote: 3. What if you’re wrong? And there is a Heaven? And there is a HELL!
Then I'll fry for all eternity? I better really give this some serious thought.
Quote: 4. Without God, where do you get your morality from?
Uh, I guess with God, I have no morals. What a fool I've been.
Quote: 5. If there is no God, can we do what we want? Are we free to murder and rape? While good deeds are unrewarded?
Yes! I'm starting to get the picture. I better turn back to the light before I rape or kill someone!
Quote: 6. If there is no god, how does your life have any meaning?
Um, now that you mention it, my life has never had any meaning. God, can you help me?
Quote: 7. Where did the universe come from?
Now that I've found God, I realize that the universe could only have come from Him!
Quote: 8. What about miracles? What all the people who claim to have a connection with Jesus? What about those who claim to have seen saints or angels?
As a newly reborn Christian, now I understand miracles, saints, and angels are all harbingers of God!
Quote: 9. What’s your view of Dawkins, Hitchens and Harris?
They are hell-bound heathen sinners!
Quote: 10. If there is no God, then why does every society have a religion?
Since every society does have a religion, that proves that there is a God, and it must be Yaweh! Praise Jesus!
/sarcasm
"If there are gaps they are in our knowledge, not in things themselves." Chapman Cohen
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