An ex boyfriends grandpa gave me a Bible. I told h no thank you, I'm an atheist. He said, "well have you ever read it before? I'm assuming not by the sounds that come from my grandsons room "
So, I smiled and said,"well Bob, I have and there are a million things I could say about it but since you wanted to point out my -sin- of sleeping with your grandson I will just continue to allow you to think your God is going to send me to hell "
He laughed and said "whatever demon, you'll burn for eternity" and I said, "well, I'd rather do stupid fun shit before that happens then"
So, I smiled and said,"well Bob, I have and there are a million things I could say about it but since you wanted to point out my -sin- of sleeping with your grandson I will just continue to allow you to think your God is going to send me to hell "
He laughed and said "whatever demon, you'll burn for eternity" and I said, "well, I'd rather do stupid fun shit before that happens then"
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