A quite disturbing absurdity in Christianity

[Lek]

I think I just figured it out. God just has split personality disorder. See one day he goes by the name Yahweh and tells people to circumcise themselves and eat kosher food. The he goes by Jesus and tells people to give up all their possessions and be peaceful and humble. Then he goes by Allah and tells women to cover themselves up and gets pissed off whenever someone draws muhammad. Don't even get me started on when he goes into his mormon or Scientology phases.

This should show you that we were really made in his image.

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I'll ask you, why isn't the lord of the rings accurate evidence for god?

It doesn't claim to be and God wasn't directly involved it's writing, although the author was a christian.