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Paul the Human's awesome sig.
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RE: Paul the Human's awesome sig.
Don't like "House M.D." Tried to watch it once. Seemed too predictable.

Look a sick person! What's wrong with her?
I dunno. Let's call House.
Hmmm... (poke poke prod prod) run some tests!
Tests are not conclusive OMG what do we do?
Let's do this and that.
NO! We can't do that! It's unorthodox!
Do it! And did I mention I'm crippled?
OMG! She's gonna die!
Maybe not if we do this! I can heal her but I can't heal myself!
SHE'S ALIVE!! Yay!!
Grumble grumble.. Everybody else gets healed why cant I? It's not fair I can't heal myself.

Repeat again next episode.
I used to tell a lot of religious jokes. Not any more, I'm a registered sects offender.
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...the least christian thing a person can do is to become a christian. ~Chuck
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NO MA'AM
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Messages In This Thread
Paul the Human's awesome sig. - by Edwardo Piet - May 22, 2010 at 3:36 am
RE: Paul the Human's awesome sig. - by Darwinian - May 22, 2010 at 3:44 am
RE: Paul the Human's awesome sig. - by Paul the Human - May 22, 2010 at 9:31 am
RE: Paul the Human's awesome sig. - by tackattack - May 22, 2010 at 9:35 am
RE: Paul the Human's awesome sig. - by Tiberius - May 22, 2010 at 9:56 am
RE: Paul the Human's awesome sig. - by Dotard - May 22, 2010 at 10:26 am
RE: Paul the Human's awesome sig. - by Paul the Human - May 22, 2010 at 10:33 am
RE: Paul the Human's awesome sig. - by downbeatplumb - May 22, 2010 at 10:42 am
RE: Paul the Human's awesome sig. - by tackattack - May 22, 2010 at 10:50 am
RE: Paul the Human's awesome sig. - by Tiberius - May 22, 2010 at 11:37 am
RE: Paul the Human's awesome sig. - by binny - May 22, 2010 at 1:23 pm

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