Figurine Pranks - Need Ideas

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I can't just leave them in the kitchen. They will breed and infest all the drawers and cupboards. They will keep eating all the cookies, and poop on the clean dishes.

There's your idea, right there. Get more of them and spread them around in the drawers and cupboards. Pose them here and there with fake poop all over the dishes or surrounded by cookie crumbs.

I like that one! I can't get more ducks, since they are some sort of antique set, but I can certainly make them poop coffee grounds! I will await an opportunity, and film it too. They might even poop in her favourite cereal bowl, the filthy things! Some pineapple juice might be useful too, a puddle beside the poop looking like pee, maybe.

Good one