I have a few bizarre dreams now and then (like the one involving the Aztec pyramid and the giant pickles), but my missus appears to be the Whack-a-Nut Dream Champion of all time. A few she's told me:
-She went to work one day and the shop she owns had turned into a bank that was paying off depositors in jelly doughnuts instead of cash.
-She bought a holiday home for us in the CDR - got a really good deal, as there happened to be a family of elephants living in the front hall.
-Got angry at me for trading all three of our cars and the shed for a unicycle.
-She got into a knife fight with Charlize Theron, but didn't know why.
-Dreamt that I threatened to divorce her for buying a machine that made candy floss.
(all of the above presented with the permission of herself)
Boru
-She went to work one day and the shop she owns had turned into a bank that was paying off depositors in jelly doughnuts instead of cash.
-She bought a holiday home for us in the CDR - got a really good deal, as there happened to be a family of elephants living in the front hall.
-Got angry at me for trading all three of our cars and the shed for a unicycle.
-She got into a knife fight with Charlize Theron, but didn't know why.
-Dreamt that I threatened to divorce her for buying a machine that made candy floss.
(all of the above presented with the permission of herself)
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
