"Gospel Quest" (or The Jesus Timeline)

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Thanks as always but I don't think the Christians are disputing this.

Fuck, man. They don't even know about it. But it is a nice check on their fantasies. All they read is their silly bible. So when "paul" claims to have escaped Damascus they accept it as "gospel" (pun intended) even though there is no indication anywhere else in history that Nabatea controlled Damascus in the first century.

This is why they need to have real history pounded up their asses with a mallet at every opportunity.

Matt's Jesus was born before 4 BCE.
Luke's Jesus was born after 6 CE.

And mark and john don't give a shit about his birth.

The Infancy Gospel claims that Mary shitted jesus out and he turned and said to her.

2 He relates, that Jesus spake even when he was in the cradle, and said to his mother:

3 Mary, I am Jesus the Son of God, that word, which thou didst bring forth according to the declaration of the angel Gabriel to thee, and My Father hath sent me for the salvation of the world.