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Stupidly Hilarious Arguments
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RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments
Here's the stupidest argument I've heard, courtesy of Ray Comfort (apparently it was the argument that convinced him... somehow.)
WARNING: You may have heard him talking with his Heterosexual Life Partner Kirk Cameron about the banana and the Crocoduck. This argument is far stupider and much less logical than those arguments.

1. Jesus said that thinking about adultery is morally the same as actually committing it. (Mt. 5:28)
2. If one believes a law is unjust, he is punished for breaking it all the same.
3. Therefore, God exists.

I'm sure I'm missing some step that makes this make some sort of sense, but it seems that Comfort sees fit to not tell other people what it is. Even the Crocoduck arguments make some logical sense if you have no knowledge whatsoever about how the principle of Common Descent even works, but this one... it boggles the mind.
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Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Paul the Human - May 26, 2010 at 6:11 pm
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by padraic - May 26, 2010 at 8:29 pm
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by SleepingDemon - May 26, 2010 at 8:51 pm
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Tiberius - May 26, 2010 at 9:40 pm
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by tackattack - May 27, 2010 at 2:08 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Too Dark - May 27, 2010 at 2:36 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Thor - May 27, 2010 at 9:42 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by darkwolf176 - May 27, 2010 at 6:16 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by tavarish - May 27, 2010 at 3:00 pm
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Rev. Rye - May 27, 2010 at 8:50 pm
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by mem - May 28, 2010 at 4:06 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Rev. Rye - May 28, 2010 at 8:48 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Meatball - May 28, 2010 at 5:36 pm
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Caecilian - May 28, 2010 at 7:28 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Dotard - May 27, 2010 at 11:01 pm
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Eilonnwy - May 28, 2010 at 8:22 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Paul the Human - May 28, 2010 at 8:42 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Eilonnwy - May 28, 2010 at 9:03 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Thor - May 28, 2010 at 10:40 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Eilonnwy - May 28, 2010 at 11:40 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Thor - May 28, 2010 at 3:39 pm
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Violet - May 28, 2010 at 3:27 pm
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Paul the Human - May 28, 2010 at 3:31 pm
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by Rev. Rye - May 28, 2010 at 9:38 pm
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by tackattack - May 29, 2010 at 7:00 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by SleepingDemon - May 29, 2010 at 10:40 am
RE: Stupidly Hilarious Arguments - by tackattack - May 29, 2010 at 7:34 pm

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