Vaccines are a plot by big pharma!

[Esquilax]

Okay, but how do you know it was caused by the vaccine? Did you have an allergic reaction to it?

Call it a allergic reaction or not, it still happened, just after the polio vaccine, how many times do I need to say this, if you get all your info from those who make the vaccines, then of course you are going to hear what they want you to hear.

You know what? I don't care if you had the polio vaccine and instan-fucking-taneously fall into a seizure that lasts for eighty years. I don't care if the moment the needle touched your skin you fucking exploded. I don't care if reality rewrote itself around your new polio vaccine so that you never existed, that's not fucking evidence that the polio vaccine is the cause. Because you know what? You were doing a hell of a lot of other things just before and just after your symptoms started appearing.

Breathing, for example. You're breathing right now, aren't you? Lots of unknown things in the air. Every time your symptoms have ever manifested, you've been breathing, right? When they get worse, you're breathing! Breathing must be the cause! After all, the only requisite you have on "things that cause your specific problems" is "must have happened just before symptoms first began." Your illness was caused by the air contaminating your lungs!

Oh, what's that? People breathe all the time and nothing happens to them? Pfft, that's just what Big Oxygen wants you to think! Haven't you looked at the independent studies about how harmful breathing is? You're just a fundamentalist shill for manufacturers of oxygen tanks! Look, here's a youtube video that agrees with me! The evidence is out there, breathing kills! You're evidence of that, after all.

Or maybe it was skin cells that caused your illness. After all, you had an awful lot of those just before you got your symptoms, right? Don't disagree, or you'll be just a corporate zombie for skin grafts! 82 percent of everyone who's ever died had skin cells, after all!

Ooh, I know! Maybe it was hair that did you in! Did the doctor who gave you your shot have hair? Maybe... yada yada, you get the point. Your arguments are fallacious, and you should feel bad for defending them as ardently as you have.