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Homeopathy for ebola
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Homeopathy for ebola
http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/2014/0...ike-adams/

Yes friends, homeopathy has the answer
Quote: How to Make Your Own Ebola Remedy

What you need:

A face mask and glovesTwo bottles (50 ml up to 500 ml glass or plastic bottles) with capsClean water (mineral or tap water)An Ebola sample: some spit or other disease product, such as blood, from a person infected with Ebola, or who is suspected sick with it. Any small quantity will do, even a pinhead.An alcoholic liquid, such as whisky, brandy, rum, etc.Half an hour of your time.

Procedure:

Fill the bottle with water, leaving about 20% space at the top.Place the Ebola sample in the water in the bottle.Close the top of the bottle with the cap.Hold the bottle and strike it hard against a solid surface, such as a large book, 40 times.Pour out the contents of the bottle.Refill the bottle with water (the fluid remaining on the inside surface of the bottle will serve as the next Ebola sample).Repeat steps 3 to 6 a total of 30 times.

Storage:

Pour the bottle solution into another bottle—your stock bottle.Add 10% by volume of the alcoholic liquid (whisky, brandy, etc.) as a preservative.Store in a place away from sunlight and electronic equipment.

Using this stock bottle, you can supply the Ebola remedy to as many people you want. With one drop from the stock bottle as an Ebola sample you can produce another stock bottle to give to someone else. Instead of the original Ebola sample you used above to make the original stock bottle, you use a drop from the first stock bottle. This process can be carried out ad infinitum, supplying a whole city, etc., if needed.

Personally I think we should form a fund to fly these people out there so they can work with the sick and make their "cures". Money well spent to chlorinate the gene pool!
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Homeopathy for ebola - by Jacob(smooth) - August 16, 2014 at 9:54 am
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by Nine - August 16, 2014 at 9:58 am
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by Whateverist - August 16, 2014 at 10:00 am
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by Anomalocaris - August 16, 2014 at 10:07 am
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by Jacob(smooth) - August 16, 2014 at 1:36 pm
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by Whateverist - August 16, 2014 at 10:11 pm
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by Jacob(smooth) - August 17, 2014 at 4:02 am
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by The Grand Nudger - August 16, 2014 at 11:03 am
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by vorlon13 - August 16, 2014 at 11:51 am
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by zebo-the-fat - August 16, 2014 at 12:05 pm
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by downbeatplumb - August 17, 2014 at 7:38 am
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by Jacob(smooth) - August 17, 2014 at 7:54 am
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by downbeatplumb - August 17, 2014 at 8:03 am
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by Little lunch - August 17, 2014 at 8:07 am
RE: Homeopathy for ebola - by LastPoet - August 17, 2014 at 9:12 am

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