RE: Twilight Rant Thread
August 17, 2014 at 4:12 pm
(This post was last modified: August 17, 2014 at 4:17 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
(August 16, 2014 at 10:37 pm)Losty Wrote: Shirtless Jacob was the only good thing in the movies.Ah, so Losty likes the nubile young meat eh? Carry on with your disturbing fantasies...carry on.....
I'm just pissed that Twilight ate up werewolf airtime. There's a finite supply, and the existence of Twilight meant that I have to wait a bit before the narrative is addressed in some other, more amusing way. They're my favorite monsters, so ripe with potential - but no...no...we get some shirtless jackass to stand in for all of that. Sigh. SAnd wtf was with their "transformations? They poofed into fucking poodles under a cloud of purple fairy magic.....
GODAMNIT!
Tell you what Jacob, bake me some fucking cupcakes when you're done wolfing out......
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