Recipe for disaster;
- Knock on Beccs' door early on a Saturday morning after she's put in a busy night at work
- Knock again more loudly when the door is not answered
- Knock a third time very loudly because the door not being answered the first two times is not a message you accept.
- Smile broadly when the door finally opens and declare loudly to the dishevelled woman who opened it that you're there to spread the word of your deity
- Stir by being insistent when told that said dishevelled woman is not interested
- Let dishevelled woman simmer while you keep pushing your beliefs, insisting that it's important, while not taking the not interested message to heart.
- Finally, serve with a side of being told to piss off and having the door slammed in your face.
Mmmmm . . . magnifique!
- Knock on Beccs' door early on a Saturday morning after she's put in a busy night at work
- Knock again more loudly when the door is not answered
- Knock a third time very loudly because the door not being answered the first two times is not a message you accept.
- Smile broadly when the door finally opens and declare loudly to the dishevelled woman who opened it that you're there to spread the word of your deity
- Stir by being insistent when told that said dishevelled woman is not interested
- Let dishevelled woman simmer while you keep pushing your beliefs, insisting that it's important, while not taking the not interested message to heart.
- Finally, serve with a side of being told to piss off and having the door slammed in your face.
Mmmmm . . . magnifique!

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"