What do you say to say to a Drunk interested?

[Minimalist]

Look at your girl, kiss her passionately, look at the douche in his eyes, then walk away.

I wouldn't want to leave the woman. We are there to enjoy ourselves. Maybe if I mentioned that I had to releave myself.

Looking him in the eyes also might send the wrong signals.

I'd also have to return at some point.

Just remember to have someone good plant the gun.....you don't want to come out of that bathroom with just your dick in your hand!