What do you say to say to a Drunk interested?

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Just do what you have to, its your problem, only you can solve it, if you can't there's the police, or maybe a hit man.

"Just do what you have to do" is very subjective. Thus the reason I asked and started this thread.

"There's the police" implies violence or some other lawful grievance. We are well before that I should hope, should not discourse have its turn?

As for "or maybe a hit man" I shutter to think if that becomes common place and not hyperbole.

I assume you joke at my expense, I'm not good at getting jokes thought. But if it was I see some humor in it. I lol at me approaching a "hit man".