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What do you say to say to a Drunk interested?
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RE: What do you say to say to a Drunk interested?
(August 21, 2014 at 3:32 am)popeyespappy Wrote: @ the OP

“Hey pretty girl I’m here with. This obnoxious drunk is annoying the crap out of me and I’m not able to enjoy your company as much as I otherwise would. The way I see it I have several options.

Option 1: Beat him into submission with the brass lamp on the end table over there. That’s probably not a good idea as I abhor violence. Plus it could mean jail time for me, and I have better uses for my time like making you feel special.

Option 2: You and I can leave and dancing/dinner/friend’s house/parking on moonlight ridge.

Option 3: We can stay here where you are enjoying yourself, and I am not.”

If she picks anything other than option 2 she isn’t pretty enough. Leave her ass there and go find another pretty girl.

While I rally your reply none of them engage the abuser or seek any kind of reconciliation in which both parties are satisfied. Abuser and Abused. All options are of avoidance, save one which would obviously be avoided by Me.
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Messages In This Thread
What do you say to say to a Drunk interested? - by Goosebump - August 21, 2014 at 12:55 am
RE: What do you say to say to a Drunk interested? - by Goosebump - August 21, 2014 at 3:48 am
RE: What do you say to say to a Drunk interested? - by Cato - August 21, 2014 at 10:33 am
RE: What do you say to say to a Drunk interested? - by Losty - August 21, 2014 at 10:44 am

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