RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 23, 2014 at 7:00 am
(This post was last modified: August 23, 2014 at 7:01 am by paulpablo.)
(August 22, 2014 at 9:23 pm)PhiloTech Wrote: Every time I wake up my asshole is sore and the main reason for this I have found it is because of the anal probes the Martians keep giving me. It could be Borgs but I doubt it since I have no been assimilated yet.
Nonetheless They are getting aggressive and have been probing my ass every night as of now.
I was searching on Amazon and Ebay and I am seeing probe repellent and alien repellent available but many people say these products do not work.
Just how do I keep these aliens from probing me ass every night and stop them from putting a transmitter up there.
Just use buttplugs, to stop the aliens I mean.
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Impersonation is treason.
