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Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!

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Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
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RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass!
August 23, 2014 at 10:30 pm
(August 23, 2014 at 7:00 am)paulpablo Wrote:
(August 22, 2014 at 9:23 pm)PhiloTech Wrote: Every time I wake up my asshole is sore and the main reason for this I have found it is because of the anal probes the Martians keep giving me. It could be Borgs but I doubt it since I have no been assimilated yet.
Nonetheless They are getting aggressive and have been probing my ass every night as of now.
I was searching on Amazon and Ebay and I am seeing probe repellent and alien repellent available but many people say these products do not work.

Just how do I keep these aliens from probing me ass every night and stop them from putting a transmitter up there.

Just use buttplugs, to stop the aliens I mean.

Perhaps a pool cork will do then
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Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by ComradeMeow - August 22, 2014 at 9:23 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Losty - August 22, 2014 at 9:25 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Zidneya - August 22, 2014 at 9:51 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Bad Wolf - August 22, 2014 at 10:29 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by vorlon13 - August 22, 2014 at 11:17 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by ignoramus - August 23, 2014 at 12:30 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by ComradeMeow - August 23, 2014 at 10:30 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Diablo - August 23, 2014 at 7:26 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Jackalope - August 23, 2014 at 11:01 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Zidneya - August 24, 2014 at 12:01 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Nine - August 24, 2014 at 7:21 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Losty - August 24, 2014 at 7:24 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Nine - August 24, 2014 at 7:26 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Exian - September 15, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by vorlon13 - September 15, 2014 at 10:52 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Losty - September 15, 2014 at 12:22 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Aoi Magi - September 15, 2014 at 11:30 am
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by Exian - September 15, 2014 at 12:00 pm
RE: Those Goddamn Aliens Keep Probing my Ass! - by vorlon13 - September 15, 2014 at 1:42 pm

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