Our Frank Bruno would totally wipe the floor with Bruce Lee. Mainly because he has the advantage of still being alive.
And a few loony ones:
And a few loony ones:
- Buzz Aldrin's real name is...
- 'Buzz' came from his sister Fay's mispronunciation of 'brother', rendering it 'buzzer'.
- Rather pleasingly, his mother's maiden name was Marion Moon.
- The "Good luck, Mr Gorsky" urban legend is complete bollocks.
- When Eagle touched down in the Mare Tranquillitatis, Buzz was already in need of a toilet break. But you can't just whip it out and splash the porcelain on a historic spaceflight, especially with the whole world watching. So as he made his way down the ladder he relieved his bladder into a purpose-made bag in his moonsuit. Put another way: while Neil Armstrong was the first human ever to set foot on an alien world (a record which stands to this day), Buzz Aldrin was the first man to piss on it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
