Celeb nude pictures

[Thumpalumpacus]

Depression, the cause of suicide, is not a choice. Perspective.

Well, we were talking about photos online, not suicide. Keep them goalposts steady there, bud. Have any of these stars killed themselves over this, anyway?

If you're arguing that the photo accounts being hacked caused the suicidal depression, then I revert to my prescription to not put the photos online.

The easy solution means it's pretty much a first-world problem, to me.

First world problems, doesn't literally mean 'first world problems'. If it did, then many people in the third world would have first world problems. First world problems is simply a phrase we use when commenting on complaints about minor things that are just slightly annoying or awkward. Having nude pictures of yourself stolen, copied and distributed across the internet, is neither merely annoying or awkward.

Thanks for the pedantry, Captain Obvious.

Myself, I think it is indeed a first-world problem. I've already explained why. Additionally, having nudes of yourself circulated are no big deal. We all have the same tackle, after all.

Now, what's your solution for starvation?

What?

Starvation happens in the third world, right? That is a third world problem. As I've already posted, the reason why I think the whining of these stars is a first world problem is because there is a simple solution to it: don't put your nudes online.

The reason why starvation is a third world problem is because it is not amenable to easy solutions, and it kills millions of people annually, unlike Mary-jane Rottencrotch's Photobucket getting hacked.

Perspective. Try it some time.

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is jesus considered a celebrity?

He only got where he did because he had a famous dad. So in modern terms, yeah he would count as a celebrity.

... but not until he had a sex-tape released, probably with a member of Poison.