What is the point of Heaven?

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What is the point of Heaven?

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RE: What is the point of Heaven?

September 3, 2014 at 10:26 pm

(August 19, 2014 at 11:09 am)vorlon13 Wrote: I always figured a major perk of being in heaven was getting to observe the sinners being tormented.

Oh, yeah, look at that demon over there!! He's got a flaming penis wrapped in red hot barbed wire!!! I bet he's going to stick it in that Mormon lady wailing in the burning cesspool !!!!

Freudenschade, heaven is freudenschade.

(boy did the Methodist fuck me up or what ???)

I prefer my schadenfreude a little milder. Could they be getting well deserved parking tickets?

If there is a god, I want to believe that there is a god. If there is not a god, I want to believe that there is no god.

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What is the point of Heaven? - by Manowar - August 18, 2014 at 5:13 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Diablo - August 18, 2014 at 5:14 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by FatAndFaithless - August 18, 2014 at 5:14 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Diablo - August 18, 2014 at 5:16 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Jenny A - September 3, 2014 at 10:21 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by DramaQueen - August 18, 2014 at 5:19 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by ShaMan - August 18, 2014 at 5:19 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Ravenshire - August 18, 2014 at 5:20 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Cato - August 18, 2014 at 5:21 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Welsh cake - August 18, 2014 at 5:40 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Diablo - August 18, 2014 at 5:41 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by JesusHChrist - August 18, 2014 at 5:49 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Eel_LahjicK - August 18, 2014 at 5:50 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by RobbyPants - August 19, 2014 at 10:02 am

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by bladevalant546 - August 19, 2014 at 10:04 am

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by vorlon13 - August 19, 2014 at 11:09 am

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Jenny A - September 3, 2014 at 10:26 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by bladevalant546 - August 19, 2014 at 11:13 am

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by The Grand Nudger - August 19, 2014 at 11:25 am

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Tonus - August 19, 2014 at 11:34 am

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by vorlon13 - August 19, 2014 at 1:31 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by JesusHChrist - August 19, 2014 at 2:04 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by DramaQueen - August 19, 2014 at 11:35 am

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by ComradeMeow - August 19, 2014 at 2:35 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Lek - September 3, 2014 at 10:14 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by The Valkyrie - September 3, 2014 at 10:16 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Lek - September 3, 2014 at 10:25 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by The Valkyrie - September 3, 2014 at 10:27 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Lek - September 3, 2014 at 10:30 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by vorlon13 - September 3, 2014 at 10:27 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Tonus - September 3, 2014 at 10:31 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Lek - September 3, 2014 at 10:36 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Minimalist - September 3, 2014 at 10:40 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Lek - September 3, 2014 at 10:50 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Dolorian - September 3, 2014 at 11:10 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by psychoslice - September 3, 2014 at 11:16 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Dolorian - September 3, 2014 at 11:18 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by psychoslice - September 3, 2014 at 11:49 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Dolorian - September 4, 2014 at 12:07 am

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by psychoslice - September 4, 2014 at 12:11 am

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by The Valkyrie - September 3, 2014 at 11:20 pm

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by Elskidor - September 4, 2014 at 12:02 am

RE: What is the point of Heaven? - by ignoramus - September 4, 2014 at 12:16 am

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