RE: Interesting Facts That You Know
September 4, 2014 at 5:25 pm
(This post was last modified: September 4, 2014 at 5:27 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
Liholiho, successor of King Kamehameha I of Hawaii, possessed an army composed entirely of 114 privates, 27 generals, and a Field Marshal.
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You....vicious....bastard....
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(September 4, 2014 at 5:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote:(September 4, 2014 at 5:22 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: I feel, with a sense of impending dread, that some Vogon poetry is in the offing....
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"Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning"
by Grunthos the Flatulent
Putty. Putty. Putty.
Green Putty - Grutty Peen.
Grarmpitutty - Morning!
Pridsummer - Grorning Utty!
Discovery..... Oh.
Putty?..... Armpit?
Armpit..... Putty.
Not even a particularly
Nice shade of green.
As I lick my armpit and shall agree,
That this putty is very well green.
You....vicious....bastard....
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‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax