"Mad" Jack Churchill, a Captain in the British Army, killed a German soldier in WW2 with a longbow and single-handedly took 42 prisoners using only his sword among other things. This guy was fucking awesome; http://www.badassoftheweek.com/churchill.html.
If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world. - J.R.R Tolkien