Check Mate Atheists, You're All Wrong

[Thumpalumpacus]

Further more, it is my argument that people may fall into five distinct categories: non-believer, non-believer hopeful, belief dissonant, belief opportunist, believe-doubter, and believer.

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So my equation looks something like this:
+or-2x + 2y =0

Simplify:

1) 2y + (2x) = 0

2) 2y + (-2x) = 0

(oh! I forgot! We will set a constant, the constant is (y) because we are solving for (x). so use [y=x+2] to solve for x. Why? Just for shits and giggles. I literally just pulled it out of thin air.]

This is my solution:

First set for positive coefficient: (-1,1)

Second set for negative: no solution.

I'll try to not be rude when I point out that counting to six is probably a prerequisite for pre-algebra.