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Admit It, Guys. We Were Wrong.
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Admit It, Guys. We Were Wrong.
Creatards CAN get stupider than they already were.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/new-cre...d-growing/

Quote:New creationist theme park claims dinosaurs were actually 900-year-old lizards that ‘never stopped growing’

Quote:In an interview with AL.com, creationist Kent Hovind explains how his new theme park, called Dinosaur Adventure Land, will teach young people about his own scientifically illiterate theories about the existence of dinosaurs.

“It’s very simple,” he tells AL.com. “Before the flood came, in the days of Noah, the Bible says that people lived to be 900 years old. Genesis Chapter 5 tells us that. Well, I taught biology and reptiles never stop growing. What would happen to a reptile if he could live to be 900? That’s the dinosaurs. No big mystery.”

I doubt even Dripshit is that fucking stupid..... although I wouldn't put money on it.
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RE: Admit It, Guys. We Were Wrong.
Lol, I wonder how he plans to explain all those tiny dinosaurs... reverse growth spurt?
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RE: Admit It, Guys. We Were Wrong.
I can’t even...

I lost valuable brain cells reading that. Thanks a lot Min. 😉
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RE: Admit It, Guys. We Were Wrong.
Dinosaurs are not lizards.

But Creatards are. They no doubt hope they can grow big and fearsome by learning nothing and merely sit under the sun all day.
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RE: Admit It, Guys. We Were Wrong.
That was painful that a member of the human race could say things like this and keep a straight face.
That's what hanging onto a belief in a book can do for you.
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RE: Admit It, Guys. We Were Wrong.
Hovind is still around? Fucking hell.
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RE: Admit It, Guys. We Were Wrong.
When did he get out of prison?

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RE: Admit It, Guys. We Were Wrong.
I recently read a book which stated that TRex grew in size for thirty years then died. That is weird! Grow to adulthood then die!
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RE: Admit It, Guys. We Were Wrong.
Creationist: still swinging in their family trees and flinging shit at the rest of us!
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RE: Admit It, Guys. We Were Wrong.
(September 19, 2018 at 1:36 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Creatards CAN get stupider than they already were.

https://www.rawstory.com/2018/09/new-cre...d-growing/

Quote:New creationist theme park claims dinosaurs were actually 900-year-old lizards that ‘never stopped growing’

Quote:In an interview with AL.com, creationist Kent Hovind explains how his new theme park, called Dinosaur Adventure Land, will teach young people about his own scientifically illiterate theories about the existence of dinosaurs.

“It’s very simple,” he tells AL.com. “Before the flood came, in the days of Noah, the Bible says that people lived to be 900 years old. Genesis Chapter 5 tells us that. Well, I taught biology and reptiles never stop growing. What would happen to a reptile if he could live to be 900? That’s the dinosaurs. No big mystery.”

I doubt even Dripshit is that fucking stupid..... although I wouldn't put money on it.

But, Min we need oxygen to live, therefore more oxygen=longer lives. Therefore before the flood, the atmosphere was 100% pure oxygen. Therefore proving how Noah and the Dinosaurs lived so long. qed.

That's creation scynce 101 right there.
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