Bad Movies Unlimited
September 8, 2014 at 12:31 am
(This post was last modified: September 8, 2014 at 12:34 am by StealthySkeptic.)
Are you one of those people who gets sick, sick enjoyment from watching and laughing at movies that fell out of the bottom of the barrel? Then you're in luck- I like them too! I've watched everything from The Room to Jaws 3D, and I invite you to join me on a quest to find movies that could make those look like masterpieces.
I'd given up on finding movies so bad they went back around and punched good in the vagina, but then I stumbled upon the Cave of Wonders for crappy movies:
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You can get in on all the cheesy awfulness you want if you have a Sony Blu-ray player, BRAVIA TV, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, or other Sony device, and rent each movie that I see (under the "Deals" section) for $0.99 to see it for yourself. But if you prefer to keep your sanity, I'll do a review of one that I rent each week for you. My first one is:
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"The Blood Sisters have left hell and they are here to take over the world, one woman at a time. There is only one man who can stop them. He is Johnny Blake and he has taken on the guise of a monk in order to save the world from these demonic lesbian temptresses." (Somebody was paid to write this synopsis)
I may actually lose IQ because of this movie. *Sigh* Well, if there was ever a time to try weed to get through something bad, tomorrow might be it.
I'd given up on finding movies so bad they went back around and punched good in the vagina, but then I stumbled upon the Cave of Wonders for crappy movies:
You can get in on all the cheesy awfulness you want if you have a Sony Blu-ray player, BRAVIA TV, PlayStation 3, PlayStation 4, or other Sony device, and rent each movie that I see (under the "Deals" section) for $0.99 to see it for yourself. But if you prefer to keep your sanity, I'll do a review of one that I rent each week for you. My first one is:
"The Blood Sisters have left hell and they are here to take over the world, one woman at a time. There is only one man who can stop them. He is Johnny Blake and he has taken on the guise of a monk in order to save the world from these demonic lesbian temptresses." (Somebody was paid to write this synopsis)
I may actually lose IQ because of this movie. *Sigh* Well, if there was ever a time to try weed to get through something bad, tomorrow might be it.
Luke: You don't believe in the Force, do you?
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
Han Solo: Kid, I've flown from one side of this galaxy to the other, and I've seen a lot of strange stuff, but I've never seen *anything* to make me believe that there's one all-powerful Force controlling everything. 'Cause no mystical energy field controls *my* destiny. It's all a lot of simple tricks and nonsense.
