Solutions:
1) Psychiatrist
2) Multiple security cameras, with heat and motion sensors and a good dog
3) Written request to stop probing, taped over your butt-hole. Include alternative probing recommendations if required.
4) Butt-plug and lubricant.
1) Psychiatrist
2) Multiple security cameras, with heat and motion sensors and a good dog
3) Written request to stop probing, taped over your butt-hole. Include alternative probing recommendations if required.
4) Butt-plug and lubricant.
