My Thoughts On Militant Atheism

[JesusHChrist]

Did anyone else attend Militant Atheists Meet Up 2014 this past summer? I hear they have big plans.

Oooh, that looks like fun.

All I see is a bunch of AKs though. Would it be cool if I brought my M4? No need for any firearm snobbery! We are atheists first!

Proposed Agenda:

1. Shoot at Jesus
2. Shoot at Mohamed
3. Shoot at Allah
4. Lunch
5. Shoot at the Ghost (that sum bitch is hard to hit, being indivisible and all)
6. Shoot at Yahweh
7. Shoot at <Guest's Choice of God> -- I would pick one o' them Indian fellers with the multiple hands, heads or whatever the hell. One point per appendage.
8. Drinkin'
9. Forneecatin'
10. Drive home