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IT support/employee rant thread
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RE: IT support/employee rant thread
(September 17, 2014 at 6:54 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(September 17, 2014 at 6:29 pm)Dragonetti Wrote: I keep thinking of writing a "Left Behind" type book. The faithful are a great group to target in terms of sales!

Do it from the perspective of someone who was raptured.

Day One: "God called me home. My family didn't come with me. I was a little upset that they'll be burning in hell for all eternity but, on the bright side, I get to spend eternity with God so who cares?"

Day 2 "Spent the day on my knees praising god. What an awesome way to spend my day. Feel sorry for those left on Earth as they get on with their empty lives without me."

Day 3: " "Spent the day on my knees praising god. What an awesome way to spend my day."

Day 4: "Spent the day on my knees praising god. What an awesome way to spend my day."

Day 10,000 "Spent the day on my knees praising god. What an awesome way to spend my day."

Day 20,000 "Spent the day on my knees praising god."

Day 100,000: "Spent the day on my knees praising god."

**whining**I WANNA BE THAT GUY!**whining**
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IT support/employee rant thread - by bladevalant546 - September 12, 2014 at 8:42 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by fr0d0 - September 12, 2014 at 8:50 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by bladevalant546 - September 12, 2014 at 8:52 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by fr0d0 - September 12, 2014 at 9:13 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by FreeTony - September 12, 2014 at 9:35 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by bladevalant546 - September 12, 2014 at 9:54 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by JesusHChrist - September 12, 2014 at 10:36 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by DramaQueen - September 12, 2014 at 10:49 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by JesusHChrist - September 12, 2014 at 10:52 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by DramaQueen - September 12, 2014 at 11:26 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by JesusHChrist - September 12, 2014 at 11:30 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Jackalope - September 12, 2014 at 10:40 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Tonus - September 15, 2014 at 3:57 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Jackalope - September 15, 2014 at 4:30 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by JesusHChrist - September 12, 2014 at 10:43 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Jackalope - September 12, 2014 at 11:36 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by bladevalant546 - September 12, 2014 at 11:33 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by JesusHChrist - September 12, 2014 at 11:38 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Dragonetti - September 12, 2014 at 11:57 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Jackalope - September 12, 2014 at 12:01 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by JesusHChrist - September 12, 2014 at 12:06 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Jackalope - September 12, 2014 at 4:03 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by JesusHChrist - September 12, 2014 at 4:08 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Jackalope - September 12, 2014 at 4:10 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by popeyespappy - September 12, 2014 at 12:07 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by JesusHChrist - September 12, 2014 at 12:11 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by popeyespappy - September 12, 2014 at 12:30 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Dragonetti - September 12, 2014 at 12:10 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Dragonetti - September 12, 2014 at 12:12 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Jackalope - September 12, 2014 at 4:05 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by bladevalant546 - September 12, 2014 at 12:15 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Dragonetti - September 12, 2014 at 12:17 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by zebo-the-fat - September 12, 2014 at 4:19 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Dragonetti - September 12, 2014 at 4:24 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by ignoramus - September 13, 2014 at 4:14 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by LastPoet - September 15, 2014 at 1:20 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Dragonetti - September 15, 2014 at 1:59 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by JesusHChrist - September 15, 2014 at 2:02 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by fr0d0 - September 15, 2014 at 3:54 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Jackalope - September 15, 2014 at 4:33 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Tonus - September 15, 2014 at 7:32 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Jaysyn - September 16, 2014 at 1:52 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by bladevalant546 - September 16, 2014 at 2:29 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Jaysyn - September 16, 2014 at 2:37 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by pocaracas - September 18, 2014 at 6:33 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by bennyboy - September 18, 2014 at 9:58 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by downbeatplumb - September 16, 2014 at 2:38 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Dragonetti - September 16, 2014 at 2:39 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by popeyespappy - September 18, 2014 at 6:08 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by DramaQueen - September 16, 2014 at 2:40 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Dragonetti - September 17, 2014 at 6:29 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by The Valkyrie - September 17, 2014 at 6:54 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by DramaQueen - September 17, 2014 at 6:57 pm
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by fr0d0 - September 18, 2014 at 6:42 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Tonus - September 18, 2014 at 8:11 am
RE: IT support/employee rant thread - by Dragonetti - September 18, 2014 at 10:31 pm

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