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RE: Jesus H. Christ
September 17, 2014 at 9:24 pm
Humongous and Huffin'Glue had me laughing pretty good. I'm gonna try to remember these the next time I hit my thumb with a hammer.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Jesus H. Christ - by vorlon13 - September 17, 2014 at 1:17 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Minimalist - September 17, 2014 at 1:19 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by JesusHChrist - September 17, 2014 at 1:21 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by DramaQueen - September 17, 2014 at 1:23 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Lucanus - September 17, 2014 at 1:23 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by JesusHChrist - September 17, 2014 at 1:24 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Lemonvariable72 - September 17, 2014 at 1:24 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Exian - September 17, 2014 at 1:27 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Lucanus - September 17, 2014 at 1:28 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Exian - September 17, 2014 at 1:30 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by DramaQueen - September 17, 2014 at 1:32 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Lucanus - September 17, 2014 at 1:35 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Exian - September 17, 2014 at 1:36 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Lucanus - September 17, 2014 at 1:37 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by rexbeccarox - September 17, 2014 at 1:36 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Exian - September 17, 2014 at 1:39 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Lucanus - September 17, 2014 at 1:41 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by DramaQueen - September 17, 2014 at 1:43 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Exian - September 17, 2014 at 1:47 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by DramaQueen - September 17, 2014 at 1:50 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by JesusHChrist - September 17, 2014 at 1:51 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Tonus - September 17, 2014 at 1:51 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by DramaQueen - September 17, 2014 at 2:04 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Mudhammam - September 17, 2014 at 2:06 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Exian - September 17, 2014 at 2:12 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Mudhammam - September 17, 2014 at 2:14 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Lucanus - September 17, 2014 at 6:14 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Exian - September 17, 2014 at 6:16 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by vorlon13 - September 17, 2014 at 9:12 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Exian - September 17, 2014 at 9:24 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by The Valkyrie - September 17, 2014 at 9:35 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by vorlon13 - September 17, 2014 at 9:44 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Exian - September 17, 2014 at 10:23 pm
RE: Jesus H. Christ - by Elskidor - September 17, 2014 at 11:29 pm

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