I'm just gonna do my own Christian survey.
1. Do you believe in God?
Nah
2. How dare you?
I allow myself to be skeptical.
3. In the Bible, it says things. Do you accept this as proof like I do?
No
4. If I ask you a misleading question will you fall for it please?
No
5. Damn.
...
6. I hate you?
Is that a question?
7. And finally, if you believe in evolution and the Big Bang theory, do you also adhere to the belief that the universe evolved from monkeys?
Why the fuck are you guys always mixing up the different branches of science?
1. Do you believe in God?
Nah
2. How dare you?
I allow myself to be skeptical.
3. In the Bible, it says things. Do you accept this as proof like I do?
No
4. If I ask you a misleading question will you fall for it please?
No
5. Damn.
...
6. I hate you?
Is that a question?
7. And finally, if you believe in evolution and the Big Bang theory, do you also adhere to the belief that the universe evolved from monkeys?
Why the fuck are you guys always mixing up the different branches of science?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
