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Quote:Largest Climate-Change March in History Unlikely to Convince Idiots
Quote:Klugian said he was confident that, despite the impressive numbers for Sunday’s march, idiots would prevail in the ongoing climate-change debate. “At the end of the day, there are more people like us in Congress,” he said.