What/Who created God?

[Purple Rabbit]

Atheists 'claim' that God doesn't exist, yet the Bible proves them wrong. I can see the Bible, hold it in my hand, and know 1000% that it exists. As God wrote the Bible, this proves that he MUST EXIST too.

I am an atheist (well according to some I'm actually a theological non-cognitivist and I'm in the off-category zone, but forget about that it mght confuse you) but I don't recollect me claiming that god does not exist. Why do you categorically lie about what I actually claim?

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All praise the glory of Mjölnir

Awesome

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I've got a copy of the quaran in my hand it says its the word of god so I know its the word of god because it says so.

See Pastor now you have to be a Muslim cos it says so in this here book.

(ok its a download on my ipod but you get the picture)

I'm gonna blindly guess our pastor is not from a muslim background.
I must be freaking out of my fucking mind.